early β€” the show launches Oct 1 Β· everything gray unlocks as episodes air

trystanslist β€” the AI version. your software, your hardware, your record. no coin, no landlord. served from our own machines.

community

  • πŸ”’ community Q&A replaces Quora / Reddit
  • πŸ”’ neighborhood replaces Nextdoor
  • πŸ”’ marketplace replaces FB Marketplace / eBay
  • πŸ”’ jobs & gigs replaces Indeed / TaskRabbit
πŸ”’ gray = not released yet. Every build unlocks the day its episode airs β€” the release date gets posted right here, and every patch since lives inside the entry.

services β€” real people, their own AI businesses

  • πŸ’ Mobile jewellery repair
  • 🍳 Private chef & cooking classes
  • πŸšͺ Garage clean-outs
  • πŸ’„ Wedding & event hair and makeup
  • πŸ’‡ In-home hair β€” cut, colour, braid
  • 🌱 Garden & homestead consulting
  • πŸ• Mobile animal grooming
  • 🏨 Airbnb turnover cleaning
  • 🏺 Estate sales
  • 🧽 House cleaning coming
  • πŸš— Mobile car detailing coming
  • πŸ›’ Mobile oil changes coming
  • πŸ”¨ Mobile dent repair coming
  • πŸ₯˜ Mobile meal prep coming
  • πŸ’¦ Pressure washing (driveways, siding, patios) coming
  • πŸ‚ Gutter cleaning coming
  • 🍁 Leaf removal (fall route) coming
  • πŸŽ„ Holiday light install + takedown coming
  • πŸš› Junk hauling / dump runs coming
  • 🏚️ Basement cleaning coming
  • πŸͺœ Attic organization coming
  • πŸ‘š Closet organization coming
  • πŸ’© Pet waste removal (weekly yard service) coming
  • 🌿 Mowing coming
  • πŸͺ΅ Deck washing and painting coming
  • πŸ› οΈ Fence repair & staining coming
  • πŸͺŸ Window cleaning (ground/2-story) coming
  • πŸ“¦ Senior downsizing & move-prep organizing coming
  • 🏑 Gardening & beautification for selling your property coming
  • … +29 more trades in the forge

β›“ the blockchain

It lives on this site. No coin β€” a public, tamper-evident record.
16 entries Β· head 7726-f217-c0ec
  • #15 amendment Β· 2026-08-03
  • #14 methodology Β· 2026-08-03
  • #13 checkpoint Β· 2026-08-03
  • #12 aggregate Β· 2026-08-03
  • #11 methodology Β· 2026-08-03
  • #10 amendment Β· 2026-08-03
read the chain Β· become a witness
πŸ“Ί the show: cycleuplife.com
🧰 free builds + kits: launch Oct 1

🌍 the Public Commons β€” sovereign builds, replacing rented software (0 released Β· 129 coming)

  • πŸ”’ I Killed Slack replaces Slack (Salesforce)
  • πŸ”’ I Killed QuickBooks replaces QuickBooks (Intuit)
  • πŸ”’ 🎬 THE SHOW β€” Cycle Up Life (how we win) replaces Big Tech AI (Apple/Google/OpenAI)
  • πŸ”’ I Killed iCloud replaces iCloud (Apple)
  • πŸ”’ 🧠 My AI Knows My Whole Life (sovereign does MORE) replaces Every cloud AI (each sees only its silo)
  • πŸ”’ ⚑ Cycle Up HQ β€” my sovereign command center replaces Big Tech dashboards / juggling 20 SaaS logins
  • πŸ”’ I Killed Gmail replaces Gmail (Google)
  • πŸ”’ πŸŽ™οΈ I Made My Own Siri (that knows my whole life) replaces Siri / Alexa / Google Assistant
  • πŸ”’ πŸ•ΆοΈ I Erased Myself From the Internet replaces Data brokers Β· DeleteMe/Incogni
  • πŸ”’ πŸ“Ή I Killed Ring β€” The Sovereign Watcher replaces Ring (Amazon)
  • πŸ”’ 🌐 SAGE Browses For Me (I Killed Web Scrapers) replaces Google Search Β· ChatGPT browse
  • πŸ”’ 🀝 I Killed HubSpot β€” Sovereign CRM replaces HubSpot / Salesforce
  • πŸ”’ 🎨 I Killed Midjourney β€” Sovereign Image Gen replaces Midjourney
  • πŸ”’ 🎧 I Killed Otter.ai β€” Sovereign Transcription replaces Otter.ai
  • πŸ”’ πŸ” I Killed 1Password β€” Sovereign Vault replaces 1Password / LastPass
  • πŸ”’ ✍️ I Killed Grammarly β€” Sovereign Writing replaces Grammarly
  • πŸ”’ 🌍 I Killed Google Translate β€” Sovereign Translation replaces Google Translate
  • πŸ”’ πŸ“‹ I Killed Asana β€” Sovereign Project Management replaces Asana / Trello / Monday
  • πŸ”’ πŸŽ™οΈ I Killed ElevenLabs β€” Sovereign TTS replaces ElevenLabs
  • πŸ”’ πŸ“§ I Killed Beehiiv β€” Own Your Audience replaces Beehiiv / Mailchimp / ConvertKit
  • πŸ”’ πŸ”— I Killed Linktree β€” Own Your Funnel replaces Linktree / Beacons
  • πŸ”’ πŸ“ I Killed Notion β€” Sovereign Notes replaces Notion
  • πŸ”’ βœ… I Killed Typeform β€” Sovereign Forms replaces Typeform / Tally
  • πŸ”’ 🎬 I Killed Loom β€” Sovereign Screen Recording replaces Loom
  • πŸ”’ πŸ–ΌοΈ I Killed Canva β€” Sovereign Thumbnails replaces Canva
  • πŸ”’ 🧠 I Killed the YouTube Algorithm β€” My AI Finds What I ACTUALLY Like replaces YouTube / TikTok recommendation algorithm
  • πŸ”’ 🧘 I Killed Calm β€” Breathe Free replaces Calm / Headspace
  • πŸ”’ πŸ““ I Killed BetterHelp β€” A Journal That Can't Sell My Feelings replaces BetterHelp
  • πŸ”’ 🌀 I Killed AccuWeather β€” Weather With Zero Tracking replaces AccuWeather
  • πŸ”’ 🏈 I Killed ESPN β€” Just The Scores replaces ESPN / ESPN+
  • πŸ”’ πŸ“Ί I Killed Cable TV β€” My Own Channel replaces Cable / streaming bundles
  • πŸ”’ πŸ“„ I Killed Microsoft Office β€” Docs, Sheets, Done replaces Microsoft 365
  • πŸ”’ πŸ”· I Killed Google β€” I Took Back My Whole Digital Life replaces Google (Search/Gmail/Photos/Translate/Docs/Drive/Calendar)
  • πŸ”’ πŸ“ˆ I Killed Robinhood β€” A Tracker That Works For Me replaces Robinhood / brokerage apps
  • πŸ”’ πŸ—£ I Killed Duolingo β€” Actually Learn To Talk replaces Duolingo
  • πŸ”’ ✍️ I Killed DocuSign β€” Sign On My Own Box replaces DocuSign / Adobe Sign
  • πŸ”’ πŸ—Ί I Killed Google Maps β€” A Map That Tracks Nothing replaces Google Maps / Waze
  • πŸ”’ πŸŽ“ I Killed College β€” A University On My Box replaces College tuition / Coursera / MasterClass
  • πŸ”’ πŸ’¬ I Killed ChatGPT β€” A Private AI On My Box replaces ChatGPT Plus
  • πŸ”’ πŸ“… I Killed Calendly β€” Book Me, On My Box replaces Calendly
  • πŸ”’ πŸ’΅ I Killed Mint/YNAB β€” A Budget That Can't Be Shut Down replaces Mint (killed) / YNAB
  • πŸ”’ πŸ“· I Killed Expensify β€” Snap, Read, Logged replaces Expensify
  • πŸ”’ πŸ›‹ Villa Design Studio β€” Drag-Drop Furniture ('See It In Your Space') replaces IKEA Kreativ / Amazon 'View in your room'
  • πŸ”’ 🩺 I Killed WebMD β€” Health Questions That Stay Mine replaces WebMD / health search
  • πŸ”’ πŸ“° I Killed Social Media β€” I Watch Them, They Don't Watch Me replaces Instagram / X / TikTok / Facebook
  • πŸ”’ πŸ”Š I Killed Alexa β€” A Voice That Answers Only To Me replaces Amazon Alexa / Echo
  • πŸ”’ πŸš— I Killed Self-Driving β€” Sovereign Dashcam + Road AI replaces Tesla FSD / connected-car data
  • πŸ”’ 🐾 SAGE Pet Guardian β€” Sovereign Pet Management replaces Furbo / Petcube subscriptions; Rover for the sitter angle
  • πŸ”’ 🎀 I Cloned My Voice β€” Then Fired the Cloud That Did It replaces ElevenLabs voice cloning
  • πŸ”’ ⚑ I Killed the Power Company β€” A Power Plant on My Roof replaces Aqualectra (the utility) + installer cloud portals
  • πŸ”’ 🏠 I Killed the Smart-Home Cloud β€” The House Runs on My Box (series) replaces Alexa / Google Home / SmartThings + every device's manufacturer cloud
  • πŸ”’ βš–οΈ The Trial β€” SAGE vs Alexa vs Google, Head to Head replaces Amazon Echo + Google Nest/Assistant
  • πŸ”’ πŸš— The Sovereign Dashcam β€” It Writes the Police Report Before You Do replaces Tesla cloud dashcam / Nextbase subscription dashcams / insurance-claim paperwork
  • πŸ”’ πŸ—ΊοΈ I Killed Waze β€” My Car Maps the Island replaces Google Maps / Waze
  • πŸ”’ 🎬 I Killed Adobe β€” The Stack Behind This Channel replaces Adobe Creative Cloud
  • πŸ”’ βœ‚οΈ I Built an AI Editor β€” This Episode Was Cut By It replaces Descript / Opus Clip / hiring a human editor
  • πŸ”’ 🍺 I Killed AirTags β€” My Cameras Find My Beer replaces Apple AirTag
  • πŸ”’ 🐾 I Built an AI That Catches Pet Scammers β€” Sovereign Investigations replaces Craigslist / FB Marketplace pet scammers (a villain, not a SaaS)
  • πŸ”’ πŸ“ I Killed Life360 β€” My Family Is Off The Map replaces Life360 / Apple Find My / Google Family Link
  • πŸ”’ πŸ›‘οΈ I Killed LifeLock β€” Sovereign Identity Monitoring replaces LifeLock / Experian IdentityWorks / Aura
  • πŸ”’ 😴 I Built Kat a Sleep Coach β€” Her Oura Lost replaces Oura / Whoop / Apple Watch sleep tracking
  • πŸ”’ 🧳 The $1,200 Trip Watcher β€” I Killed Vacation Security replaces Ring + Nest + Arlo + SimpliSafe + dog-walker check-ins
  • πŸ”’ 🌑️ I Killed Nest β€” A Local AI Ran My HVAC for 30 Days replaces Nest / Ecobee / the utility's 'smart savings' upsells
  • πŸ”’ πŸ“» I Killed Spotify β€” My Own AI Radio Station replaces Spotify / Apple Podcasts
  • πŸ”’ 🎀 I Built a Personal Joe Rogan replaces Google NotebookLM Audio Overviews
  • πŸ”’ πŸ“Š I Killed the Bloomberg Terminal β€” My AI Reads Every Earnings Call replaces Bloomberg Terminal
  • πŸ”’ 🏝️ I Killed AirDNA β€” AI Reads Every Listing on the Island replaces AirDNA / Mashvisor
  • πŸ”’ ✈️ I Built an AI Travel Agent That Plans Trips Offline replaces TripIt Pro / Wanderlog / a human travel agent
  • πŸ”’ 🌐 I Gave My Router an AI Brain replaces Firewalla / Eero Secure
  • πŸ”’ 🌱 I Built a Fully Autonomous Backyard Farm replaces FarmBot / consumer smart-garden subscriptions
  • πŸ”’ 🧳 I Built a Portable AI Datacenter replaces 'Just use the cloud' β€” AWS/GCP edge
  • πŸ”’ πŸ”₯ I Built an AI Pitmaster replaces Traeger WiFIRE / MEATER ecosystem
  • πŸ”’ πŸ₯© I Sous Vided the Perfect Steak Using ML replaces Anova/Joule apps + the steakhouse markup
  • πŸ”’ πŸŒ… I Built an AI That Runs My Entire Morning replaces Alexa Routines / Google Home routines
  • πŸ”’ πŸ“Ί I Built an AI That Watches YouTube So I Don't Have To replaces Hours of your attention / summarizer SaaS
  • πŸ”’ 🀝 Built Sovereign β€” We Build It For Someone Else (series) replaces (transformation arc β€” the villain is renting)
  • πŸ”’ πŸ—οΈ AI Built This Business (series) replaces (economics-reveal format)
  • πŸ”’ πŸ“± CycleUp Phone β€” My Whole Sovereign Life in My Pocket (S1 FINALE) replaces Apple + Verizon
  • πŸ”’ πŸ“² Run an LLM on Your iPhone (S1 EP3) replaces Apple Intelligence / the ChatGPT app
  • πŸ”’ πŸŽ™οΈ I Built My Own Podcast Studio (S1 EP11) replaces Spotify/Apple podcast tooling + hosting SaaS
  • πŸ”’ πŸ–₯️ Mission Control β€” I Run 4 Supercomputers From My Phone replaces Datadog / cloud fleet monitoring + remote-hands
  • πŸ”’ πŸ’ͺ I Killed My Personal Trainer β€” An AI Coach With Receipts replaces Future / Fitbod / a human personal trainer
  • πŸ”’ ☎️ I Killed the Call Center β€” A Support Bot That Gets Smarter Every Question replaces Zendesk/Intercom bots, offshore call centers, per-seat support SaaS
  • πŸ”’ πŸ“œ The SAIGE Declaration β€” Craigslist for the AI Era (PINNED) replaces The extraction economy (unbundle-and-charge-forever)
  • πŸ”’ πŸ›’ I Killed Facebook Marketplace β€” A Commons With a Brain replaces Facebook Marketplace / OfferUp / eBay
  • πŸ”’ πŸ’Ό I Killed the Job Boards β€” Your RΓ©sumΓ© Lives With You replaces Indeed / ZipRecruiter / LinkedIn Premium
  • πŸ”’ πŸ”§ I Killed Thumbtack β€” The Territory Network IS the Services Board replaces Thumbtack / Angi / TaskRabbit
  • πŸ”’ 🏘️ I Killed Nextdoor β€” A Neighborhood That Watches WITH You replaces Nextdoor / Facebook Groups / Meetup / Eventbrite
  • πŸ”’ 🦴 The Gnarly Questions β€” Sovereign AI Ethics, Out Loud (series) replaces AI doom-punditry and AI hype-punditry (both avoid the working answers)
  • πŸ”’ πŸ›οΈ I Killed Shopify β€” Selling to the World From an Island replaces Shopify
  • πŸ”’ 🌍 I Killed the Dubbing Studio β€” My Podcast Speaks Five Languages replaces ElevenLabs Dubbing / Papercup / HeyGen translate
  • πŸ”’ πŸ—οΈ THE REALIZATION ARC β€” The Company Builds Itself (season spine) replaces Every startup that builds in private and launches with a lie
  • πŸ”’ πŸš€ First Flight β€” A Naked Box Becomes SAIGE in 20 Minutes replaces Every 'unboxing' video that ends at the wallpaper
  • πŸ”’ Your Favorite Podcast Has a Fake Twin replaces Podcast directories with zero identity verification + AI clone/summary feeds
  • πŸ”’ I Almost Cloned His Voice (I Built This Instead) replaces Voice-cloning tools + $200/hr speaking coaches
  • πŸ”’ They All Told Us Who They Were replaces Corporate mission statements
  • πŸ”’ They Never Taught You the Two Things That Compound replaces School Β· Coursera Β· MasterClass
  • πŸ”’ 🎨 I Killed Figma β€” Design On My Own Box replaces Figma
  • πŸ”’ πŸ› οΈ I Killed Lovable β€” Vibe-Code It On Hardware You Own replaces Lovable
  • πŸ”’ 🏚️ I Killed the Estate Sale Franchise β€” $25K a Weekend Without the $75K Buy-In replaces Estate-sale franchises: Blue Moon Β· Caring Transitions Β· Gracens (and estatesellbiz.com as the middle tier)
  • πŸ”’ πŸ“» My Podcast App β€” Shared, So You Hear What Others Love replaces Podcast apps with no taste-sharing (Apple/Spotify silos)
  • πŸ”’ 🎬 The Fan-Fiction Studio β€” Put the All-In Hosts in Star Wars replaces Hollywood's monopoly on who gets to be in a movie
  • πŸ”’ πŸ“‘ News Monitors β€” Updates By Category, Tuned Only To You replaces Google News / newsletters that serve the advertiser, not you
  • πŸ”’ βš–οΈ The Decision Tree β€” What We Build vs What We Ship replaces the chilling effect β€” cloud AIs that decide FOR you
  • πŸ”’ πŸ’΅ The Debt & Savings Calculator β€” Take Care of People's Debt replaces Credit-repair upsells & budgeting-app subscriptions
  • πŸ”’ πŸ‘Ά Investing For Your Kids β€” Trump Accounts & Beyond replaces Custodial-account fees & advisor minimums
  • πŸ”’ πŸŽ“ The College & Scholarship Finder replaces College-consultant fees & scholarship-search sites
  • πŸ”’ πŸ›οΈ Grants & Government Contracts β€” Find the Money Nobody Claims replaces Grant-writing consultants & govcon middlemen
  • πŸ”’ 🌍 Every Language, My Lips β€” The Global Distribution Machine replaces Dubbing studios + localization agencies ($10k+/episode)
  • πŸ”’ 🌐 The Community β€” Questions & Answers People Add To replaces Discord/Circle/forum SaaS + unmoderated chaos
  • πŸ”’ ✈️ I Killed Kayak replaces Kayak
  • πŸ”’ 🎟️ I Killed StubHub replaces StubHub
  • πŸ”’ 🧳 I Killed Expedia replaces Expedia
  • πŸ”’ πŸ’Ό I Built a Personal CFO replaces Financial advisors (basic planning)
  • πŸ”’ πŸ”” I Killed Google Alerts replaces Google Alerts
  • πŸ”’ πŸ”Ž I Killed Reddit Search replaces Reddit search / Google site:reddit
  • πŸ”’ πŸ“£ I Killed Social Media Managers replaces Social media managers
  • πŸ”’ πŸ“Ί I Killed TubeBuddy replaces TubeBuddy / vidIQ
  • πŸ”’ πŸ›‚ I Killed Immigration Consultants replaces Immigration consultants
  • πŸ”’ πŸ“¦ I Killed Relocation Services replaces Relocation services
  • πŸ”’ πŸ• I Killed Invisible Fence replaces Invisible Fence
  • πŸ”’ 🐈 I Killed Pet Cameras replaces Furbo / Petcube
  • πŸ”’ πŸ›‘οΈ I Killed VPNs replaces NordVPN / Express etc.
  • πŸ”’ token-maxing replaces Paying per-token to a frontier API for work an 8B local model does free
  • πŸ”’ I built a sovereign email - BYE BYE Gmail!! replaces Mailchimp / ConvertKit / Google Workspace
  • πŸ”’ 🐣 THE HATCH β€” my software gives birth (SUGGESTED, Claude 8/23) replaces Typeform + Mailchimp + a Webflow funnel
  • πŸ”’ πŸ•΅οΈ My Own Email Archive Solved It In 11 Seconds (SUGGESTED, Claude 8/23) replaces Google Takeout + support tickets
  • πŸ”’ 🌍 I Put My Company On The Internet For $6 (SUGGESTED, Claude 8/23) replaces Squarespace/Webflow/agency hosting
  • πŸ”’ I Killed GitHub β€” the Public Commons replaces GitHub (Microsoft)
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